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Sunday, May 06, 2007

Bug Tails - "Squeak"


Squeak-squeak
Squeak-squeak


What?...2:19 A.M...not the alarm yet....

Mmmmm...bed feels good...comfortable...

Should pee...wait awhile...


Squeak-squeak

So tired...sleep...

Squeak-squeak
Squeak-squeak


Fucking neighbor...first time here since Fall...

Squeak

Fixing something...well-house maybe...pump froze maybe...

Shit...better pee...2:43...too early...


Squeak-squeak

Old Libby snoring...too long a walk today maybe...

Where’s Bug?

Really had to go...good piss always feels good...don’t wash hands...will wake up

Tired...need more sleep...

Libby... dead to the world...doesn’t know I’m up...


Where’s Bug?...leave him outside?...No, in my face about midnight.

Mmm...quiet now...neighbor finished...

Jesus...bed feels good.


Squeak-squeak
Squeak-squeak-squeak


WHAM!! SQUEAK!! Plop-plop

What the fuck! What just bounced off the closet door?!

“Bug! You little asshole! Now leave that fucking thing on the floor!!”

Ah, there’s Bug! Over on Barbara’s side of the bed. Sounded like she just killed his toy raccoon!
Wasn’t the neighbor...Bug.

12 Comments:

Blogger ivan said...

Things really do go bump in the night :)

Ivan

9:43 PM EDT  
Blogger Donnetta Lee said...

What a busy guy! Percy pretty much sleeps through the night. He does move around some. He sleeps under the covers as a rule. Princess curls up by my head. The bed is full!
Donnetta

10:38 PM EDT  
Blogger Bernita said...

Note to self: Remove squeakers from doggy toys.

6:53 AM EDT  
Blogger Deb said...

I think they do that stuff on purpose. (Came to check out your blog from over at momtheminx's...like it here, nice place.)

12:24 PM EDT  
Blogger Erik Ivan James said...

Donnetta Lee,
Bug curls up by my head to eat his bedtime cookie. He leaves his pile of crumbs.

12:46 PM EDT  
Blogger Erik Ivan James said...

~laughing~
The next morning, Bernita, I did just that.

12:48 PM EDT  
Blogger Erik Ivan James said...

Welcome, Deb! Thank you for taking the time to travel over this way.

I'll return the courtesy and stop by yours soon.

Momtheminx has a great sense of humor. She has also visited here a time or two.

Thank you for your compliment.

12:51 PM EDT  
Blogger JeannieGrrl said...

I hate when I go pee in the middle of the night and then step on some damn squeaky thing the kids have left out, scares the bejesus outta me every time...

9:57 AM EDT  
Blogger Erik Ivan James said...

Welcome to the Gazebo, Jeanniegrrl. There are no doors or windows. Feel free to come and go as you please.

8:15 AM EDT  
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